The Worst Feelings Ever, According to People’s Experiences

Side View Man Suffering From Stomachache Sitting Toilet Seat

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Blind Panic and Dread

The worst feeling I’ve ever had was just after I drank some Emetrol. Now Emetrol is basically sugar water that you drink to settle your stomach. But my wife has a habit of drinking directly out of the bottle, and it had been around 6 months since she bought it, drank out of it, and set it on the bathroom counter. So I basically drank from a bottle of random God knows what bacteria.

I can’t even describe how awful of a feeling it was, but it happened immediately. It was like being hit in the stomach with a baseball bat made out of fear while someone threw cold, dread-flavored acid in your face. I think I went blind for a moment. I say I think I did because the sensation I was experiencing was so intense I honestly couldn’t process any sensory input. It was overpowering. I was positive that I was going to die.

I have no idea how long I collapsed on the bathroom floor while feeling all this. It was probably only a few minutes, but as I said, I didn’t really have any sensory feelings, and that extended to things like feeling the passage of time.

But when I came back, I DID feel less nauseous, so there’s that.

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