Rules That Were Supposed to Help But Ended up a Big Fail

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Malt Mondays

At my college, my dorm used to have this thing called Malt Mondays. Someone would go around knocking on doors at around 8 or 9 pm asking if you wanted to order a 40oz. Then they would go on a run to the liquor store and buy them for people who ordered them. We would then all hang out outside, drinking 40s and listening to music until security came and told us to take it inside. It was a fun tradition we had, but the dean hated it. He decided to fund his own Malt Mondays, but instead of malt liquor, he wanted to draw people in with free chocolate malts. What ended up happening is people who did the regular Malt Mondays and wanted a chocolate malt would just go to that one first, get a free treat, and then leave to go and drink 40s.