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Let It Go… Again
Disney’s Frozen.
I like the concept of taking an established story and changing it to fit the Disney style. I like Elsa, who is basically the closest you’re going to get to lgbt/nerdy reclusion and repression right now in Disney.
But. I have a few concerns.
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Olaf is a waste of screen time and adds nothing of worth to the plot.
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Hans does not get enough screen time.
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WHERE ARE THE DEMONS? The original Snow Queen story had soulless evil people created by shards of glass/ice some demons dropped.
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Not enough of ice power science. I would have loved it if Elsa had an ice laboratory.
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The Trolls feel like CGI Tinkerbell movie rejects This would be fine if the Tinkerbell movies didn’t do them better.
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ALL THE SINGING IS ATROCIOUS. Now that I am going to be burnt to death by angry fans, allow me to explain. ‘Do You wanna build a snowman?’ repetitive. Dull. Suffers from Brother Bear Phill Collins syndrome- you could hit those emotions more potently if actual dialogue happened, not song. ‘Summer’ UTTER WASTE OF OUR TIMES GET OUT OF THIS FILM RARR. ‘Let it go’ Meh. It’s trying to be the typical Disney ‘I Want’ song, which is usually the highlight after a villain song. But honestly, it… doesn’t really progress the plot forward like they do. It’s a waste. Well sung, but it’s like a scented candle when you’re stranded on an island. It’s nice, but in that situation, you’d rather have food than a pretty candle. Substance.
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MARKETING! My god, there is too much merchandise, years after this movie came out. I’m actually burnt out on that one SmugSmileElsa every cushion maker uses.
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